I can not choose one so I’ll use all three:

“Funny how we think of romance as always involving two, when the romance of solitude can be ever so much more delicious and intense.”

“I’ll never write another novel on an electric typewriter.  I’d rather use a sharp stick and a little pile of dog shit.”

“(1)Everything is a part of it. (2) It’s never too late to have a happy childhood.”

You’re so cool, Tom, and I want to be just like you.